The Baby Owner s Manual

Title : The Baby Owner s Manual
Author : Louis Borgenicht
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1931686238
Date : 2003

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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Baby Owner s Manual

Title : The Baby Owner s Manual
Author : Louis Borgenicht
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1594745978
Date : 2012

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Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."

The Baby Owner s Manual

Title : The Baby Owner s Manual
Author : Louis Borgenicht M.D.
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 9781594746093
Date : 2012-11-06

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At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Home Owner s Manual

Title : The Home Owner s Manual
Author : Dan Ramsey
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594741034
Date : 2006

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A building and home-improvement contractor gives step-by-step instructions and helpful diagrams in the same irreverent yet informative style of the previous Owner's Manuals.

The Toddler Owner s Manual

Title : The Toddler Owner s Manual
Author : Brett R. Kuhn
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594740267
Date : 2005

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Just when you feel like you've mastered your infant's maintenance routine, the little rascal begins to malfunction: refusing fuel, crying in public and roaming the house at 3 a.m.Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! How can you master this changing technology?With hilarious schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips, step-by-step instructions and advice for toddler maintenance, The Toddler Owner's Manual has the answers. Written by a child psychologist in simple and straightforward language, the helpful strategies cover everything about dealing with toddlers 12 months old and up, from training the toddler for self waste disposal to how and when to upgrade the crib to a bed.The Toddler Owner's Manual is the ideal follow-up to The Baby Owner's Manual.

The Cat Owner s Manual

Title : The Cat Owner s Manual
Author : David Brunner
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1931686874
Date : 2004

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For every cat owner who suffers scratch marks on furniture, stray hairs on clothes and gifts of dead mice, The Cat Owner's Manual delivers loads of useful advice from a celebrated veterinarian. With the same fresh and funny approach as the mega-popular Baby Owner's Manual, this book explains in tongue-in-cheek technical style how to train, feed, groom and troubleshoot a cat. Hilarious illustrations and chapter titles like "Overview of Makes and Models" and "Interior Maintenance" make this manual a standard reference for all female and male cat owners.

Baby An Owner s Manual

Title : Baby An Owner s Manual
Author : Steve Tague
Publisher : Harmony
ISBN 13 : 9780307481849
Date : 2009-02-25

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Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Operating Instructions

Title : Operating Instructions
Author : Anne Lamott
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 9780307761033
Date : 2011-02-09

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With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott has a conversational style that perfectly conveys her friendly, self-depricating humor." -- Los Angeles Times Book Review "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." -- Chicago Tribune

The Startup Owner s Manual

Title : The Startup Owner s Manual
Author : Steve Blank
Publisher : BookBaby
ISBN 13 : 9780989200547
Date : 2012-10-25

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Welcome to The Startup Owner's Manual, a near-encyclopedic manual that will teach you * How to incorporate the Business Model Canvas as the organizing principle for startup hypotheses * How to find Product-Market fit * How to Get, Keep and Grow customers * How to fuel growth with metrics that matter The Startup Owner's Manual walks you, step-by-step, through the tested and proven Customer Development process created by startup expert Steve Blank, unlocking the secrets to building a successful, scalable company. This book: * Guides startups of all types in their search for a scalable, profitable business model * Explains the 9 deadly sins startups commit most often - and helps you avoid them * Provides separate paths and advice for physical versus web/mobile products * Explains how to test and iterate your company's road to product/market fit * Details strategies and tactics for how to get, keep and grow customers * Teaches a new math for startups -- metrics that matter * Includes detailed checklists at every step of the process ...and provides hundreds of ideas, watch-outs and "how tos" for founders! The Startup Owner's Manual lays out the best practices, lessons and tips that have swept the startup world, offering a wealth of proven advice and information for entrepreneurs of all stripes. It is used by thousands of startups, leading universities (including Stanford, U.C. Berkeley and Columbia) and the U.S. National Science Foundation, among many others.

Be Prepared

Title : Be Prepared
Author : Gary Greenberg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9781439103326
Date : 2008-06-16

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An indispensable survival manual for guys entering the trenches of fatherhood, Be Prepared is loaded with one-of-a-kind insights, MacGyver-esque tips and tricks, and no-nonsense advice for mastering the first year as a dad. Finally, a book that teaches men all the things they really need to know about fatherhood...including how to: -Change a baby at a packed sports stadium -Create a decoy drawer full of old wallets, remote controls, and cell phones to throw baby off the scent of your real gear -Stay awake (or at least upright) at work -Babyproof a hotel room in four minutes flat -Construct an emergency diaper out of a towel, a sock, and duct tape Packed with helpful diagrams and detailed instructions, and delivered with a wry sense of humor, Be Prepared is the ultimate guide for sleep-deprived, applesauce-covered fathers everywhere.